he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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