your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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