and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
