i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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