So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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