She's JV to your varsity
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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