girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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