she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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