so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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