Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
