It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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