You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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