Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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