she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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