she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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