But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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