Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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