Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
