Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just saw a hot homeless man
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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