guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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