A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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