He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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