And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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