Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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