I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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