He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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