OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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