dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm too high and old for this...
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