I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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