Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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