You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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