who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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