I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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