i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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