did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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