No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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