At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
