So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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