i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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