butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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