just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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