Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
