There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
