I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
only if we run a train.
done.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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