yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
All I want is dick and wine.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
