Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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