I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
