Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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