question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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