But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
